Sunday, January 2, 2011

Gilli danda : A game played during the childhood days


               With  ACE encouraging and Mr. attention to detail Mr. chief ed coping up with my taunting and hilarious (well that’s what I think) manner I suddenly have found the nerve to try and amuse you on the aspects of one our jewels in the world of village games A.K.A. the games K.I.D.S play (hang on to my later articles for the full forms) and with no further adieu we are talking about GILLY DANDA (I have screwed my not existing image of a serious and mature writer and have worsened it with a game that is in  no way related to ADAMS GILCHRIST … Ohh lord may our readers find peace as I have recently occupied the right hand of gaurav and his fangs . BTW do you guys remember his rajneeti article?)
                Not continuing with long ass sentences which take a bum acing effort to keep the grammar right we legerdemain our way towards the remaining part of the article and blaspheme our reader with some more cursed words of irony. Well it’s a simple game played with 2 sticks, 1 long and the other shorter about 2 inches and tapered at both ends. After reading the above sentence I am forced to say that there’s nothing gay about the game. It’s all in your head. As soon as one mentions sticks and inches what is the first thing we imagine. DO NOT LOOK AT THE SIDEREADER FOR POINTERS, IF U TWO ARE READING FROM THE SAME DAMN PAPER YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE FIRST. Well the game goes like this, first you try and topple the small stick in the air by striking it with the big one on the edges. Then while in air you hit as F^*KING hard as possible the smaller piece and try to send it to the moon. Failing thrice in doing so which is obvious you oblivious fool (theirs a tongue twister), you will end up with ZERO pts ding ding ding ding!!!!!! If you hit it and the others catch it …your OUT. If they all qualify for the Indian cricket team and are not able to catch it then where it falls u have to keep the longer stick and as they run to get hold of the smaller one the player has to return to the horizontally (between 2 stones you moron) placed longer stick before others hit it with the smaller part. Success in doing so earns you points. And failure results in occasional slangs and cursing. Well according to me these are the best games for a pack of wolves or even with girls around, the some you can play with the least equipment and make that breezy cold clouded day a life time memory. SUIT YOURSELFS LOOSERS... Adios amigo 

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